What i think about 2012
Its a lode of shit
Bernard logging out!
Just kidding, lets start with the basics of space.
The there is 2 planets between the sun and us, and NASA has tags on both of them. And if a pin drops on the moon they will know about it, now big rocks traveling in space take years to get from were they come from to us, and NASA would find it. So how the hell will it get to us in less then 2 years? so in my opinion, big rock? know way. But thats me?
Now the guy above this text, you know his name so i don't have to type it, could of ended the world with all the shit he messed up, that would of had a better possibility of a big rock hitting us. All it takes for a nuke or two to hit the wrong places and we have war, thats to the kitty eater above, now this little bit of text was me just telling you what could of happened, but im guessing you want to hear about the future.
Guess what im going to talk about now, you guessed it! Mother f**cking zombies. No video-game would be the same without them, if there was anything close to a zombie attack it would be nothing like what they are like in the games, why? I will tell you why, fist things first. zombies will never never NEVER NEVER NEVER be made by some cancer cure or some miracle drug as the body can fight of the urge to eat if its not hungry.
Also human flesh is actually some pretty good stuff (But don't go eating your sister now i have said that) but not for humans. if a human ate another humans flesh. As he it would not fill him up that much as flesh is mostly made up from thiner mussel tissue. And i know from experience that zombies are dumb as hell and would remember the taste and start looking for another source, he would start eating himself.
As we already know zombies don't eat zombies, they kinda work together. and when all the humans in the world die, they will all die to. so don't worry about world domination, if a zombie invasion did happen, it would last a year. And
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